Woman Out Golfing

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'

The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.


Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.





Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen...

Revival from Ashes

This blog remained idle for almost three years (just like me).But Paradkar sir’s lecture today has given me an excuse to revive it. Actually some people (read Nithish Ouseph, our SR) were having apprehensions about him before today’s lecture. I guess he cleared a lot of doubts about him today itself and clearly laid out the rules of the game which he is going to play with us for the next three months i.e. Financial Management.

To begin with, he talked about Bhagwad Gita and why it is the ultimate book of management and of which The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari is a crude version. Well, I have read both the books and I can say it with a fair level of confidence that he was right. He also shared many of his ‘Globe-trotting’ experiences with us. But the reason why I liked his lecture is that both of us share the same passions: Stock Markets, Real Estate and Cricket. I entered into the stock markets when I was barely 10 (i.e. 10 years old and not 10 months as that would be too farfetched). But as he said that no one can claim to be a master of stock markets which is strengthened by the fact that my portfolio is in loss even after years of experience in stock markets.

We made a sort of record for ourselves today as we attended the class for almost three and a half hours continuously even as people sitting adjacent to me kept murmuring that their bladders were bursting as there were no signs of any break.

Oh, I forgot to mention that Tarang Karangutkar carried his on field form of Cricket to the class also as he hit a six with his ‘tax saving’ answer. Good Going Tarang, there are no signs of ‘depreciation’ in your form.